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#1351 Up↑ /453 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-28 23:05 EDT
// Dr. Pathak sends an email to students regarding contacting him via email.
Hello,
When you send an email, you have to sign your name at the end. Providing your name lets me know who you are. That's one of the key advantages of having a name. It's pretty easy to do. Watch how I do it at the end of this email.
Dr. Pathak -
#1289 Up↑ /220 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-15 13:22 EDT
Student: So...if we finish the lab, we'll actually find the amino acid sequence for Botana Curus, thus finding the cure for cancer?
Pathak: If you were actually, like, listening to what I've been saying for the last 45 minutes, you would, uh, know that this lab is fake by now. -
#1261 Up↑ /287 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 20:57 EDT
// In Mr. Kavanagh’s Class
Student 1: Why is it even called geometry?
Mr. Kavanagh: Because an acorn grew up and said geometry.
Student 2: I think he’s finally lost it.
Student 1: I still don’t get it.
Mr. Kavanagh: You know Gee-I’m-A-Tree? Get it? Forget it, you’re all idiots.
