// Mr. Barbin is calling names for attendance in Phys Ed
Barbin: Charizod!
Everyone in the class wonders: Charizard?
Kid: Ummm... My name's Shahriar...
Barbin: That's what I said.
// In gym class I wrote Voldemort as my nickname on the Delaney card. Then Mrs. Luczac read it out loud...
Mrs. Luczac: Voldemort?
// Class laughs for a couple minutes
Mrs. Luczac: Did I pronounce it wrong?