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#699 Up↑ /90 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-24 20:49 EDT
*Student walks to window, opens it, and sits down next to it*
Mr. Majewski: What are you doing? Go back to your seat!
Student: But Mr. Majewski, can I just take my test here? It's hot!
Mr. Majewski: No, no, I know your tricks. You have someone on the street and he's flashing you signals to cheat on the test! -
#1046 Up↑ /45 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-22 09:58 EST
// Avallone is reviewing efficiency
Avallone: Remember, all temperature must be in Kelvins. Don't leave it in Celsius.
Student 1: Yeah, we're not in Chemistry.
Avallone: I would think that even in Chemistry they would use Kelvin.
Student 1: No, actually they use Celsius.
Student 2: Yeah, well Chemistry sucks.
Student 1: I know Chemistry sucks.
Avallone: Okay, no need to argue about which class sucks. If we did that we would be here all day. -
#1556 Up↑ /50 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-13 23:06 EST
// Dr. Chen is explaining higher mathematics
Dr. Chen: For application purpose, the more mathematic you learn, it's not very useful.
Dr. Chen: But for logic and thinking purposes, it is very good.
Student: It's a mental masturbation.
Dr. Chen: WHATTTTT!? -
#997 Up↑ /19 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:57 EST
// Mr. Avallone gives a small speech on quanta and particle physics, which he is not exactly clear on
Mr. Avallone: Waves can "cancel out" so maybe that explains why something "doesn't exist" between two quanta
Mr. Avallone: But...I'm not going to write anything on the board because it might be wrong.
