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#1980 Up↑ /78 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-14 21:38 EDT
// Dr. Li wants to take a class picture, because he received flowers from the students. Mr. Orlando is taking the picture in the hallway.
Dr. Li: You move here, you move here...
Dr. Li: Male students! Kneel in front! Second line is female students, and third line is...whatever.
*Dr. Li spends five minutes rearranging the students*
Dr. Li: Okay, ready for picture.
Mr. Orlando: 1...2...
Dr. Li: Take three pictures! The more the better!
Mr. Orlando: Okay, 1...2...
Dr. Li: Take at different angles!
*Warning bell rings*
Dr. Li: Ahh, no! -
#1735 Up↑ /53 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-25 20:19 EST
// Dr. Li is giving a lab demo and has a Bunsen burner in his hands.
Dr. Li: This is a Bunsen burner. The top come off like this...
*He takes the Bunsen burner top off*
Dr. Li: This used to change shape of flame.
*He puts the top on his head*
Dr. Li: Kay, kay...Hat! -
#1567 Up↑ /188 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-15 22:05 EST
Ms. Hall: You, baritone, back there! What have you been looking at this entire period?
Ms. Hall: Come up here and show me right now!
*Baritone walks up and hands Ms. Hall his report card which he's been looking at*
Ms. Hall: We got these two hours ago! Put it away!
*Pause*
Ms. Hall: And work harder on your chemistry labs. -
#1479 Up↑ /92 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-28 17:27 EDT
// Mr. Orlando is talking about chemical reactions that generate heat.
Student: Couldn't you use them for a heat source, then?
Mr. Orlando: No! That's like saying...
Mr. Orlando: *in a sad voice* I'm cold.
Mr. Orlando: *in a hopeful voice* I have a grenade! -
#1263 Up↑ /53 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 21:37 EDT
// Organic chemistry
Dr. Li: There are lotsa groups that are same in a structural formula. Like there are students with same name.
Dr. Li: If I had 2 David Lees, 1 would be called David Lee-1 and David Lee-2.
Dr. Li: That is why you name groups Ethyl-1 and Ethyl-2. -
#1175 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-30 10:13 EDT
Mr. Orlando: Okay, let's talk about rust.
Student: How about the Statue of Liberty.
Mr. Orlando: How about it... The Statue of Liberty arrives in America crimson-colored. She gets wet...
*whole class bursts out laughing*
Mr. Orlando: I did not mean it that way, I did not mean to offend anybody.
Student: This is going on Stuybash!
