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#1478 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-28 16:55 EDT
// There's an AP Biology textbook on a student's desk.
Dr. Esper: I see someone is taking AP Farming!
Dr. Esper: My favorite class is AP Fishing.
Student: What's that?
Dr. Esper: AP Marine Biology.
Student: ...That class doesn't exist.
Dr. Esper: Then how do you learn how to make sushi? -
#1272 Up↑ /60 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 00:30 EDT
*Student holds up University of Pennsylvania flier*
Student: What do you think of this prestigious school?
Mr. Esper: Prestigious? Pff. Everyone gets accepted there.
Student: Ohh. You know I'm going there next year.
Mr. Esper: Case in point!
Class: Oooooooohh! -
#830 Up↑ /40 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-16 22:21 EST
// About types of resistive forces, i.e. solid in liquid, solid in gas, etc.
Student: What's an example of solid on solid?
Dr. Esper: A box on the floor...
Dr. Esper: You on the floor...
Dr. Esper: You on the floor when somebody grabs you and drags you around... -
#365 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-03 21:35 EST
// Mr. Esper explaining that Physics C E&M has no graphs to explain the concepts
Mr. Esper: We will have to rely on the formalisms to understand the concepts. There is no graphical representation of many of the things we will be studying.
Kevin: But I like pretty pictures!
Mr. Esper: Maybe you should go downstairs and take a photography class then! -
#103 Up↑ /105 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-29 18:46 EDT
// Third period morning announcements
Announcer: I pledge allegiance, to the Fla—
*long pause, followed by shuffling noises over the PA*
Student: Did he forget the Pledge of Allegiance?
Announcer: ...of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Dr. Esper: Only at Stuy...
