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#2031 Up↑ /43 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-11 01:28 EDT
// 3rd period
Mr. Majewski: So theres this guy in my 10th period class and during the test, he kept looking down at his pocket. And guess what? He got a 100 on the test. He was taking knowledge out of his pocket! Some people are so tricky...
Student: Why didn't you take his test paper away?
Mr. Majewski: I was hoping he had the wrong answers.. -
#1370 Up↑ /120 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-07 18:32 EDT
// Students are playing cards in Mr. Majewski's class.
Mr. Majewski: Oh, guys, have you seen on TV a week ago there was Godfather Number Three, and in this movie everybody is gambling in Atlantic City and then somebody come in a helicopter and he shoot them all until they are dead. I think we should have something similar in Stuyvesant. -
#1217 Up↑ /85 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-05 19:22 EDT
// Student 1 passes a note to Student 2
Student 1: Read it out loud.
Student 2: I'm not going to read that.
Mr. Majewski: What this, guys? What are you doing?
// Mr. Majewski takes the note
Mr. Majewski (reading aloud): You look like Mike Hunt.
Mr. Majewski: Who is Mike Hunt? -
#1164 Up↑ /78 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-26 11:13 EDT
// Mr. Majewski is talking about light refraction in water
Mr. Majewski: Yes, this is true, because one time I was diving, and I look at the bottom and I see that the water is very deep. And then I dive, and I hit it with my head, and all I saw were big stars.
