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#2058 Up↑ /14 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-27 16:49 EDT
// Talking about forces
Strasser: So therefore, the easiest way to lose weight is in free fall. If the scale is falling, and you're falling, then... you're weightless! You don't even have to go on a diet.
Student: So wait. If you're just super-fat though, and you're in space... and we all have our own force of gravity... how bad would you feel if something just started to orbit you? -
#1478 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-28 16:55 EDT
// There's an AP Biology textbook on a student's desk.
Dr. Esper: I see someone is taking AP Farming!
Dr. Esper: My favorite class is AP Fishing.
Student: What's that?
Dr. Esper: AP Marine Biology.
Student: ...That class doesn't exist.
Dr. Esper: Then how do you learn how to make sushi? -
#1372 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-08 17:11 EDT
// Mr. Akhmedov shows the class a demonstration of a virtual image of the penny.
Student: Whoa! That's so cool. My hand goes right through it.
Mr. Akhmedov: Yep. You can even show this imaginary penny trick to your friends. All you need are two conca-
Student: OMG! Quick, let's pull this prank on a Jew. -
#1314 Up↑ /236 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-19 17:00 EDT
// Student answers a question
Mr. Akhmedov: No, that's wrong
Student: What? That's what you told us yesterday
Mr. Akhmedov: Well, you shouldn't believe everything people tell you.
Student: But you're our TEACHER. You're not supposed to lie. You're supposed to tell the truth!
Mr. Akhmedov: That wasn't a part of the job description.
