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#1420 Up↑ /37 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-27 13:22 EDT
// A female student is being pestered by a male student in Citron's Medical Diagnosis class
Citron: Excuse me, [female student's name], but I believe I am the teacher of this class...
Citron: I also consider myself the captain of the class. As a captain, I have the power to marry two people if they so wish
Citron: Just come to my office later with a permission note from your parents allowing the two of you to be married. -
#1088 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-16 22:32 EDT
// After discussing curling
Citron: Curling is so not a sport!
Student: Yes it is! It requires all these mathematical equations and planning...
Citron: Please, I can make a sport right now. *picks up Hamlet book* It's called booking. *throws book onto bio text book* Yay, I covered the monkey! Score! -
#1067 Up↑ /52 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-10 22:52 EST
Mr. Citron: Now if your car is moving at a low velocity and is a smaller size...
*uses Hamlet as small car*
Mr. Citron: ...and hits a bigger car...
*hits Hamlet into Biology textbook*
Mr. Citron: then there will be significant injury.
Mr. Citron: Biology always beats English.