*Discussing the difference between mermaids and sirens*
Student: Well, in Russian, we call mermaids--
Dr. Utting: THERE ARE NO MERMAIDS IN RUSSIA. RUSSIA'S LANDLOCKED.
// Dr. Utting is talking about how kids back in the day would put stink bombs under the teachers' desks.
Student: Whoa, cool.
Dr. Utting: Whoa cool?! You better not whoa cool under my desk, or else I'll whoa cool you out the window!