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#1902 Up↑ /116 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-09 18:22 EDT
// The Friday before Mother's Day
Mr. Park: Okay everyone. Your homework is just to wish your mothers a "Happy Mother's Day."
*speaking to a group of students sitting near him in the front*
Mr. Park: You know, when I used to teach in the ghettos of Brooklyn, I didn't bother giving the students this assignment. I told them "Happy Mother's Day" directly. -
#1343 Up↑ /83 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-26 20:44 EDT
// In Mr. Kavanagh’s Math Class
Mr. Kavanagh: Should I do it? I don’t think I should. Maybe I should wait to do it.
Student 1: No you should do it now.
Mr. Kavanagh: Yeah I think I’ll just do it now.
Student 2: I hope he has protection.
// A Few Minutes Later
Mr. Kavanagh: ...And you’ll be on your knees begging me to stop.
Student 1: Really, how do we know you won’t be on your knees?
Mr. Kavanagh: Because I’m never on my knees.
Student who always sleeps in class: *wakes up* What the hell are we talking about? *Makes confused face* -
#1224 Up↑ /89 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-07 11:46 EDT
Mr. Grossman: What other APs are you taking?
Student: Calculus.
*Mr. Grossman makes a face*
Student: It's actually not that bad. Precalc is much harder...Calculus only SOUNDS complicated!
Mr. Grossman: Oh. Yeah, I only took one math course in high school and it was called DOTS AND LINES. -
#1120 Up↑ /43 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-09 23:16 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff tries to prove to the class that 2^n = e^x
Student: Can you prove it?
Dr. Pilloff: Yeah, I wouldn't give you something to prove that I can't.
*a few minutes later, after a few failures in proving it*
Dr. Pilloff: ...Well. The process isn't that important!
Dr. Pilloff: I used to be very strong in math.
