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#1782 Up↑ /40 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-12 18:04 EST
Dr. Utting: Drosophila eat the fungi that ferments the banana into alcohol, so they're going to get a nice dose of alcohol. If they can't break it down, they're going to get tipsy and won't fly straight and when they walk down the street, they're going to fall on the pavement--oh wait, that's me.
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#1180 Up↑ /203 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 00:33 EDT
Dr. Utting: Please turn to page 102.
Student: Uhh, Dr. Utting, that topic was covered in September
Dr. Utting: Oh wait, 1002, argh I have dyslexia. Well...it's not really called dyslexia. Hmm. Does anyone know what's it called?
Student 2: Old age?
Dr. Utting: *glares*