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#2032 Up↑ +1/11 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-12 07:10 EDT

Ms. Manwell: Dr. Utting, why is there a stir bar that looks like a piece of chalk on the desk? I tried to write with it.
Dr. Utting: Ask Dr. Gastel.

Tags: chalk gastel manwell molecular.science stir.bar utting
#2022 Up↑ +18/26 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-06 19:18 EDT

Student 1: So they can never be the same?
Dr. Utting: No, no, never say never!
Student 2: Justin Bieber!
Dr. Utting: ...don't mention that name in my class. I have never seen anyone with less talent than him.

Tags: ap.biology justin.bieber utting
#1844 Up↑ +46/50 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-07 20:27 EDT

Dr. Utting: You're like one of my students in AP Bio who answers every question with oxidative phosphorylation.

Tags: molecular.biology utting
#1843 Up↑ +49/51 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-07 20:25 EDT

Dr. Utting: How do you tell if there are viruses present?
Student: Spectrophotometer?
Dr. Utting: Kick him in the spectrophotometer.

Tags: molecular.biology utting
#1788 Up↑ +121/133 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-14 21:50 EDT

Dr. Utting: What was Mendel's first law?
Student 1: Law of segregation.
Dr. Utting: What established this law?
Student 2: Plessy v. Ferguson.

Tags: ap.bio utting
#1782 Up↑ +34/40 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-12 18:04 EST

Dr. Utting: Drosophila eat the fungi that ferments the banana into alcohol, so they're going to get a nice dose of alcohol. If they can't break it down, they're going to get tipsy and won't fly straight and when they walk down the street, they're going to fall on the pavement--oh wait, that's me.

Tags: ap.biology utting
#1743 Up↑ +54/58 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-02 18:40 EST

Dr. Utting: Page 202. It's in your textbook. They have a picture of a pineapple.

Tags: ap.bio pineapple utting
#1574 Up↑ +73/79 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-18 11:35 EST

*Discussing the difference between mermaids and sirens*
Student: Well, in Russian, we call mermaids--
Dr. Utting: THERE ARE NO MERMAIDS IN RUSSIA. RUSSIA'S LANDLOCKED.

Tags: ap.bio mermaids utting
#1572 Up↑ +30/32 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-18 11:33 EST

*talking about a colorful illustration of the cell in the textbook*
Dr. Utting: This is an artist's depiction of LSD.

Tags: ap.bio lsd utting
#1481 Up↑ +71/73 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-28 17:56 EDT

Dr. Utting: A student asked me if I was a centenarian. Well, he's certainly not getting anywhere close to a hundred.

Tags: ap.bio old utting
#1437 Up↑ +52/56 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-01 23:33 EDT

// Dr. Utting is talking about how kids back in the day would put stink bombs under the teachers' desks.
Student: Whoa, cool.
Dr. Utting: Whoa cool?! You better not whoa cool under my desk, or else I'll whoa cool you out the window!

Tags: ap.bio defenestration utting
#1180 Up↑ +193/203 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 00:33 EDT

Dr. Utting: Please turn to page 102.
Student: Uhh, Dr. Utting, that topic was covered in September
Dr. Utting: Oh wait, 1002, argh I have dyslexia. Well...it's not really called dyslexia. Hmm. Does anyone know what's it called?
Student 2: Old age?
Dr. Utting: *glares*

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#149 Up↑ +16/44 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-16 23:47 EDT

Dr. Utting: Don't you remember doing a similar enzymatic lab in freshman bio?
Class: Uhh...
Dr. Utting: Anything?
*silence*
Dr. Utting: Oh come on guys, that was three years ago! I'm 182 and I still remember things from years back!

Tags: ap.biology utting

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