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#1088 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-16 22:32 EDT
// After discussing curling
Citron: Curling is so not a sport!
Student: Yes it is! It requires all these mathematical equations and planning...
Citron: Please, I can make a sport right now. *picks up Hamlet book* It's called booking. *throws book onto bio text book* Yay, I covered the monkey! Score! -
#1067 Up↑ /52 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-10 22:52 EST
Mr. Citron: Now if your car is moving at a low velocity and is a smaller size...
*uses Hamlet as small car*
Mr. Citron: ...and hits a bigger car...
*hits Hamlet into Biology textbook*
Mr. Citron: then there will be significant injury.
Mr. Citron: Biology always beats English. -
#244 Up↑ /26 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-03 22:41 EST
Dr. Akintunde: Can anyone guess what is hemoglobinuria?
*Dr. A writes it on the board*
Dr. Akintunde: What is hemoglobin? What is -uria?
Girl: Hemoglobin in urine?
Dr. Akintunde: Yes, and the urine appears red. Can anyone guess what is hematuria?
Boy: Hemoglobin in turd?