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#1918 Up↑ /67 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-16 12:25 EDT
Student: Why are there so many variables?
Dr. Chen: Why we need variable?!...WHY WE NEED MATHEMATICS?!
Student: What's the answer?
Dr. Chen: *looks at board* No answer! Is theory!
Student: No, I mean why we need mathematics?
Dr. Chen: AFTER ALL THIS YEAR HIGH SCHOOL YOU STILL HAVE THIS KIND OF QUESTION?
Student: Why are we here on Earth?
Dr. Chen: ...THIS IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION. -
#1886 Up↑ /61 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-06 12:06 EDT
// Dr. Chen is taking attendance
Dr. Chen: WHERE HE GO?
Student 1: She went to her locker.
Dr. Chen: HE SAID HE WENT TO LOCKER?
Student 1: Yeah, she told you that she was going to her locker and you turned around and...
Dr. Chen: I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT HE GO TO BATHROOM OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK IMMEDIATELY.
Student 2: It's a she.
Dr. Chen: ...WHAT IS DIFFERENCE?! -
#1883 Up↑ /41 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-05 12:25 EDT
// A student complains that Dr. Chen is only calling on the smart students
Student: No, that's not fair, ask someone else!
Dr. Chen: Yes, I call on other student now!
*calls up a student who clearly knows what to do*
Student: Don't ask him! Don't ask the people from that corner! Ask someone...normal.
Dr. Chen: THEY ARE ABNORMAL?! -
#1865 Up↑ /64 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-29 12:22 EDT
// After Dr. Chen complained about someone in the class "making noise" (i.e. whistling), there is whistling from outside.
Student 1: Oh hey, someone outside is whistling.
Dr. Chen: WHAT?
Student 2: The whistling is coming from outside!
*Dr. Chen stares at student in doubt, thinking he was blaming the earlier whistling on people from outside*
Dr. Chen: I CAN DIFFERENTIATE! -
#1864 Up↑ /32 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-29 12:17 EDT
Dr. Chen: Put newspaper away! You will fail!
Student: Aww, really?
Dr. Chen: Yes! If you take out newspaper, you will fail, am definitely sure!
Dr. Chen: I will give final!
Student: Just for me?
Dr. Chen: Yeah, just you.
Student: Will you give me a review?
Dr. Chen: Yes! I will give final, then will see!
Student: I'll get a 95!
Dr. Chen: *laughs* OK. -
#1852 Up↑ /41 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-13 12:32 EDT
// Dr. Chen helps class review for a test
Student: Can you write the formula on the board too? For the test?
Dr. Chen: FORMULA?!
Student: Yeah, this one.
Dr. Chen: SHOULD I WRITE ANSWER ON BOARD TOO?!
// After the warning bell rings
Student: Can you just write the answer on the board and do the next problem?
Dr. Chen: Okay! But not sure if answer is right. Didn't check.
// On a physics problem
Student: This isn't fair, I haven't done physics in like 3 years!
Dr. Chen: WHAT? HAVEN'T DONE PHYSICS IN 3 YEARS?
Student: Yes!
Dr. Chen: YES! I HAVE TO TEST YOU ON THIS THINGS FROM 3 YEARS AGO!
Student: Can you give us the answer?
Dr. Chen: I DIDN'T FIND ANSWER. -
#1773 Up↑ /50 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-09 12:31 EST
// Dr.Chen picks on a student who isn't paying attention.
Dr. Chen: What is the answer?
Student: Yes.
Dr. Chen: What? What is the answer?
Student: You’re right.
Dr. Chen: WHAT? WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Dr. Chen: How you find other answer?!
Student: Guess and check.
Dr. Chen: Guess and check?! Okay! Show me! Guess and check!
Student: Okay, how about we split it up. I'll tell you what to guess and you check it. -
#1757 Up↑ /55 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-04 12:30 EST
// Dr. Chen hands a test back to a student
Dr. Chen: You did better than Aman!
Student: What did he get?
Dr. Chen: 55! He did nothing!
Student 2: Wait, you do nothing and you can get a 55?
Dr. Chen: He wrote like a book! Look! *flips through test stapled to 5 other pages*
Dr. Chen: But is totally irrelevant to our class!
*Dr. Chen hands test to a student*
Dr. Chen: You see? All this how can I give?!
