// Waxman talks about his trip around the world
Student: So how long did you stay in each country?
Waxman: Well it depends. Like in China I met this really cute girl...
Waxman: ...and well let's just say I stayed there for a looong time.
White boy eating Pocky: Now, the most important rule of Pocky is this: do not let Asian kids know that you have Pocky, because they will rape you for it, and then you will not have any more Pocky.
Mr. Mott: Why do you have two first names?
Student: I guess my parents just aren't very good at English.
Mr. Mott: Well, do I have to say both?
Student: Yes, it's one word.
