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#2056 Up↑ +34/34 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-26 18:09 EDT

Student: Yo, last night I had a dream that we got back the tests we took yesterday and I got a 36.
Mr. Cocoros: It must have been a very good dream then!

Tags: ap.calculus.bc cocoros
#2054 Up↑ +21/25 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-24 11:16 EDT

//Mr. Cocoros walks into Mr. DW's class and whispers into his ear

Mr. DW:  That's awesome!
Class:  ??
Mr. DW:  Mr. Cocoros just told me that the McRib is coming back.
Mr. Cocoros:  It's probably good that you guys are sitting down.

Tags: cocoros dyrland-weaver mcrib
#1862 Up↑ +65/71 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-28 21:01 EDT

Mr. Cocoros: I only got four hours of sleep...
Student: I slept for seven hours last night!
Mr. Cocoros: I hate you.

Tags: cocoros math.team
#1639 Up↑ +143/149 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-20 19:05 EST

Mr. Cocoros: This is kind of a strange question, but... does anyone know when my grades are due?

Tags: ap.calc.bc cocoros grades
#1537 Up↑ +73/77 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-06 22:21 EST

// On the "one day this year you will use a calculator in this class"
Mr. Cocoros: nderiv? What the hell is that? Probably something I should be teaching.

Tags: ap.calculus.bc cocoros
#1169 Up↑ +12/34 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-28 21:08 EDT

// During Ms. Ferrara's calculus class, Mr. Cocoros walks in to consult Ms. Ferrara on using the calculator
Mr. Cocoros: How do you use the nDeriv( function?
*Ms. Ferrara explains to Mr. Cocoros*
Mr. Cocoros: ...Oh. But how do you graph it?
Ms. Ferrara: Oh...I don't know, I've never used it.
Mr. Cocoros: Hm... *walks out of the room*
*Mr. Cocoros sticks his head back in the room*
Mr. Cocoros: I teach Calculus!

Tags: ap.calculus.ab cocoros ferrara
#1026 Up↑ +155/165 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-07 16:20 EST

// Someone is asleep
Mr. Cocoros: Aww....look Ester is tired...
*He takes her pencil case and hides it*
Mr. Cocoros: If I had more time, I would have had all of you file out of class and leave her there.

Tags: ap.calculus.bc cocoros
#726 Up↑ −1/49 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 19:55 EDT

// BC Calculus
// Student keeps asking about imaginary numbers
Mr. Cocoros: We won't be talking about imaginary numbers until June 11. Until then, I don't want to hear about i.

Tags: calc.bc cocoros
#709 Up↑ +121/131 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-29 20:58 EDT

Mr. Cocoros: Last period there were some Columbia students here. Apparently they were deluded into thinking that by watching me they would learn how to teach.

Tags: cocoros
#641 Up↑ +223/237 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-26 22:18 EDT

// Class is having a discussion about Mr. C and writing
Student: So it’s not like you write fiction or anything?
Mr. C: Well clearly you haven’t seen your recommendation.

Tags: cocoros fiction math recommendation
#618 Up↑ +57/63 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-08 17:17 EDT

Mr. C: By tradition, my first precal test is always 'Super Happy Fun Test'
Student: Oh yeah, the one I got a 68 on!

Tags: cocoros math
#614 Up↑ +34/48 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-04 17:41 EDT

//Calc class.  A junior begins to cough furiously.
Senior: Please!  Please!  Take your swine flu elsewhere!
Junior: Shut up!
Senior: Don't talk like that to a senior!
Mr. C: ... Or I'll get up and...  Actually, I won't get up.

Tags: cocoros math second.term.seniors swine.flu
#313 Up↑ +43/65 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-01 12:48 EST

Mr. Cocoros: Class, I just want to tell you something about tests. I've gotten a bit concerned. I don't want to see people passing notes, writing the answers on desks, sending answers through cellphones, and leaving class!
*long pause*
Mr. Cocoros: Now mind you, it was just a dream, but still...

Tags: calculus cocoros math
#261 Up↑ +101/117 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-09 22:33 EST

// Mr. Cocoros is reading out ridiculous answers got back on a test
Mr. C: So, the question was "What's your favorite color?"
Mr. C: Answer? "No, because it's PARALLEL."

Tags: cocoros math test

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