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#1362 Up↑ /60 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-03 20:58 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff has asked a question and a student has raised his hand.
Dr. Pilloff: But you didn't write down the answer.
Student: But I know what the answer is.
Dr. Pilloff: Yes, but I want it written down.
Student: Well... Can you just pretend I wrote it down and I'll just say the answer and write it down as I speak?
Dr. Pilloff: Well, I don't know. Can you just pretend that I'm giving a 10 for participation? -
#1268 Up↑ /44 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 23:29 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff shows his disappointment in the class' ability to do math during lab
Dr. Pilloff: Guys, I'm seeing like you guys demonstrate the counting ability of...lower primates...
Dr. Pilloff: Some of you have 8 parts and 1 part on the tray and unable to make the connection that the 1 part is the 9th part.
Dr. Pilloff: ...even...even squirrels can count.
*class laughs*
Dr. Pilloff: Soner, why are *you* laughing? -
#1267 Up↑ /90 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 23:26 EDT
// Pilloff "familiarizes" the class with various objects during the fruit lab
Dr. Pilloff: *holds up a pinecone* This is a pinecone.
Dr. Pilloff: *holds up another object and shakes it, making a rattling noise* I'm not sure what this is.
Dr. Pilloff: *picks up a spiky object* ...I'm not sure what this is either.
