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#1225 Up↑ /54 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-07 11:55 EDT
// Sr. Simon's Conversational Spanish class (FS8), student has been asked to write the date on the board.
*student writes Hoy es viernes, el deise y seis de abril del 2010*
Class: Nooo, no, it's DIEZ Y SEIS.
Student: What?? *erases and rewrites it, still incorrect*
Class: NO, it's DIEZ, like TEN, then Y SEIS
*Student continually writes it wrong while class continually yells at her*
Sr. Simon: *turns around* What's going on?! *sees the board and makes a face*
Student: *embarrassed, finally writes "16th" on the board and storms off back to her seat*
Student: *turns to the class* I HATE YOU.
// later that day, another student asks that student a question, who has trouble answering it
Sr. Simon: It's okay! You can just tell her "I HATE YOU!" -
#1150 Up↑ /45 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-18 18:27 EDT
// In a game of charades, the student at the front of the room asks for a category
Class: Things Sr. Simon says on a daily basis!
Student: *stands near the door and points finger at the door*
Class: Afuera! Afuera!
// The category is "Disney Characters"
Student: *points at an Asian student*
Class: MULAN! -
#1043 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-16 02:50 EST
Sra. Silverio: My husband brought home this box for my birthday. I looked at it, it was all rectangular and stuff, with this pretty little bow, and I thought, that better not be a toaster.
Sra. Silverio: So I asked him, is that a toaster?
Sra. Silverio: It was a toaster.
Sra. Silverio: I said, "You gave me a toaster for my birthday? What you want me to cook you some toast or something?"
Sra. Silverio: Then I broke up with him.
Sra. Silverio: Never give a girl a toaster! -
#581 Up↑ /57 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-20 14:17 EDT
// Discussing a story in AP Spanish
// No one is allowed to talk in English
Student 1: Cada dia es un pez de muerte.
Student 2: Every day is a fish of death?
Student 1: No, no, no. Cada dia es un pie de muerte.
Student 2: Every day is a foot of death?
Student 1: No, no, no. Cada dia es una paz de muerte.
Student 2: Every day is a peace of death?
Student 1: No, no, no! Cada dia es un (*furtively glances towards Ms. Monserrat*) step towards death.
