Student: Yo, last night I had a dream that we got back the tests we took yesterday and I got a 36.
Mr. Cocoros: It must have been a very good dream then!
// On the "one day this year you will use a calculator in this class"
Mr. Cocoros: nderiv? What the hell is that? Probably something I should be teaching.
// Someone is asleep
Mr. Cocoros: Aww....look Ester is tired...
*He takes her pencil case and hides it*
Mr. Cocoros: If I had more time, I would have had all of you file out of class and leave her there.