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#1492 Up↑ /384 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-01 22:39 EDT
Mr. Mott: Y'all are so boring!!! You guys need to wake up or something. Y'all need...*goes up to T.A. and whispers something*
T.A.: Ok guys, nobody told me to say this, but it has come to my attention that you all need to do some weed.
Mr. Mott: He said it. Not me. -
#1818 Up↑ /135 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-25 22:33 EDT
// Discussing a character's masturbation habits
Male student: So yeah, I just felt like it was kind of awkward to read.
Mr. Garfinkel: Awkward? In a room filled with teenage boys?!
Mr. Garfinkel: Come on, how many of you thought it was awkward? DON'T RAISE YOUR HANDS.
Mr. Garfinkel: ...On second thought, keep your hands where I can see them. -
#1180 Up↑ /203 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 00:33 EDT
Dr. Utting: Please turn to page 102.
Student: Uhh, Dr. Utting, that topic was covered in September
Dr. Utting: Oh wait, 1002, argh I have dyslexia. Well...it's not really called dyslexia. Hmm. Does anyone know what's it called?
Student 2: Old age?
Dr. Utting: *glares* -
#1703 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-10 22:54 EST
// Dr. Nedwidek is collecting the first homework assignment.
Nedwidek: Why don't you have the homework?
Student: I don't really have a good excuse.
Nedwidek: That's not a good excuse.
// Later
Nedwidek: Second term seniors, raise your hands.
*same student raises her hand*
Nedwidek: Oh, that explains that. -
#703 Up↑ /365 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-25 23:34 EDT
Mr. Mott: Max, I saw you in the street the other day. Why did you not say hi to me?
Max: I'm sorry Mr. Mott, I didn't see you.
Mr. Mott: What?! As big and as black as I am you did not see me! Now I understand if it was the middle of the night, but in broad daylight?
