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#1343 Up↑ /83 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-26 20:44 EDT
// In Mr. Kavanagh’s Math Class
Mr. Kavanagh: Should I do it? I don’t think I should. Maybe I should wait to do it.
Student 1: No you should do it now.
Mr. Kavanagh: Yeah I think I’ll just do it now.
Student 2: I hope he has protection.
// A Few Minutes Later
Mr. Kavanagh: ...And you’ll be on your knees begging me to stop.
Student 1: Really, how do we know you won’t be on your knees?
Mr. Kavanagh: Because I’m never on my knees.
Student who always sleeps in class: *wakes up* What the hell are we talking about? *Makes confused face* -
#1261 Up↑ /287 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 20:57 EDT
// In Mr. Kavanagh’s Class
Student 1: Why is it even called geometry?
Mr. Kavanagh: Because an acorn grew up and said geometry.
Student 2: I think he’s finally lost it.
Student 1: I still don’t get it.
Mr. Kavanagh: You know Gee-I’m-A-Tree? Get it? Forget it, you’re all idiots.
