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#2037 Up↑ /18 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-14 14:25 EDT
Mr. Lostal: Probability is like a human flashlight in a juniverse of darkness (turns off lights). Now, let me demonstrate...ehhh, does anyone have a flashlight?
Student #1: I have my phone
Mr. Lostal: ok, that will have to do (takes phone). Now observe class, I will teach ju probability in a way ju will neverrrr foget (flails hands around with phone). Ju see, in probability, we study outcomes of events...I will chow ju example of this (takes a chair). This chair is a cow. Let us get some activity going with the cow. Watch wa happens when I kick the cow (kicks the chair). Ju see, there are several possible outcomes of wa can happen with the cow. It can fall over, it can moo, it can move across the room. Can you think of any other possible outcomes when we get activity going with the cow?
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#2031 Up↑ /43 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-11 01:28 EDT
// 3rd period
Mr. Majewski: So theres this guy in my 10th period class and during the test, he kept looking down at his pocket. And guess what? He got a 100 on the test. He was taking knowledge out of his pocket! Some people are so tricky...
Student: Why didn't you take his test paper away?
Mr. Majewski: I was hoping he had the wrong answers..
