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#2054 Up↑ +21/25 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-24 11:16 EDT

//Mr. Cocoros walks into Mr. DW's class and whispers into his ear

Mr. DW:  That's awesome!
Class:  ??
Mr. DW:  Mr. Cocoros just told me that the McRib is coming back.
Mr. Cocoros:  It's probably good that you guys are sitting down.

Tags: cocoros dyrland-weaver mcrib
#1683 Up↑ +89/99 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-07 00:37 EST

// Explaining neighbors in NetLogo
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: So then you ask the turtle to make its black neighbors white...
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: ... Oh.

Tags: comp.sci dyrland-weaver
#1334 Up↑ +83/95 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-23 00:05 EDT

// Mr. Dyrland-Weaver is going over a project where the students have to choose a program/model to present.
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: Every year, people always fight over the model about AIDS. Then I always hear both sides shouting "I WANT AIDS!" or "GIVE ME AIDS!"

Tags: dyrland-weaver
#1228 Up↑ +60/72 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-08 19:43 EDT

Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: This turtle is right-biased, kind of like Fox News.

Tags: comp.sci dyrland-weaver
#962 Up↑ +3/27 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-16 17:41 EST

Mr. DW: Unfortunately, there is no compile button on the AP.

Tags: comp.sci dyrland-weaver
#881 Up↑ +62/72 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-07 11:49 EST

// Confronted with a problem in Systems Programming
John Connuck: Well, using the knowledge that we know, we could-
Mr. D-W: I'd like to see you do it with the knowledge you don't know.

Tags: comp.sci dyrland-weaver john.connuck systems
#797 Up↑ +28/36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-04 12:29 EST

// Systems level programming computer science; explaining the command fork
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: Every time you fork, you create a child.
Student: Every time?
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: Yes, every time.

Tags: comp.sci dyrland-weaver systems
#370 Up↑ +36/50 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-06 22:48 EST

// CS class. Discussing "has-a" and "is-a" relationships. The class is using types of cars as an example.
Mr. DW: So what does a low-rider have?
Student #1: Hydraulics!
Student #2: Phat sound system!
Student #3: Hispanic people!

Notes: People from my DW AP CS class might remember what a "black van for nefarious purposes such as rape and abduction" might have.

Tags: ap.cs comp.sci dyrland-weaver
#305 Up↑ +72/88 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-23 18:27 EST

Mr. DW: I used to play Dungeons and Dragons.
*students exclaim in shock*
Mr. DW: Well, I'm an AP Computer Science teacher at Stuyvesant. Of course I'm a nerd. What did you expect?

Tags: ap.cs comp.sci dyrland-weaver

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#2054 Up↑ +21/25 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-24 11:16 EDT

#1683 Up↑ +89/99 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-07 00:37 EST

#1334 Up↑ +83/95 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-23 00:05 EDT

#1228 Up↑ +60/72 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-08 19:43 EDT

#962 Up↑ +3/27 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-16 17:41 EST

#881 Up↑ +62/72 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-07 11:49 EST

#797 Up↑ +28/36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-04 12:29 EST

#370 Up↑ +36/50 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-06 22:48 EST

#305 Up↑ +72/88 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-23 18:27 EST