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#2037 Up↑ /18 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-14 14:25 EDT
Mr. Lostal: Probability is like a human flashlight in a juniverse of darkness (turns off lights). Now, let me demonstrate...ehhh, does anyone have a flashlight?
Student #1: I have my phone
Mr. Lostal: ok, that will have to do (takes phone). Now observe class, I will teach ju probability in a way ju will neverrrr foget (flails hands around with phone). Ju see, in probability, we study outcomes of events...I will chow ju example of this (takes a chair). This chair is a cow. Let us get some activity going with the cow. Watch wa happens when I kick the cow (kicks the chair). Ju see, there are several possible outcomes of wa can happen with the cow. It can fall over, it can moo, it can move across the room. Can you think of any other possible outcomes when we get activity going with the cow?
Student #2: satisfaction -
#1502 Up↑ /126 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-07 12:43 EST
Mr. Lostal: I want you to go online and look up on that you tube thing "High Fructose Corn Syrup"
*Hits desk angrily with ruler*
Mr. Lostal: That way you can use the internet to find the dangers of bad things like high fructose corn syrup. Don't use the internet for that prostitute Lady Gaga. -
#1339 Up↑ /71 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-25 20:12 EDT
// student walks into class late
Mr. Lostal: EXCUUSE ME. Why you walking into class late?
Student: Oh, I was coming from the 9th floor
Mr. Lostal : Huh huh well next time take a parachute and fly down. This is about complete surrendering to the master math
Class: ... -
#1033 Up↑ /30 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-09 22:20 EST
// The teacher tells the class about Junior year and the importance of doing well
Teacher: I'm not your enemy!
Teacher: ...Neither is the guy who yells in the Math Department with the hat
Teacher: NO NAMES! But. EUGHLEGHELEGHEHLG!!!
Class: Hahaha, Mr. Lostal... -
#522 Up↑ /91 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-03 17:21 EDT
// At summer school
Mr. Lostal (indicating student): Ladies and gentlemen, this is your king. The King of Failures!
// Later that day
Mr. Lostal (seeing same student talking to Mr. Teitel): Mr. Teitel! I had no idea you were... in league with the King of Failures!
