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#1043 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-16 02:50 EST
Sra. Silverio: My husband brought home this box for my birthday. I looked at it, it was all rectangular and stuff, with this pretty little bow, and I thought, that better not be a toaster.
Sra. Silverio: So I asked him, is that a toaster?
Sra. Silverio: It was a toaster.
Sra. Silverio: I said, "You gave me a toaster for my birthday? What you want me to cook you some toast or something?"
Sra. Silverio: Then I broke up with him.
Sra. Silverio: Never give a girl a toaster!