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#1499 Up↑ /69 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-05 19:59 EDT
Ms. Silverio: My oldest daughter once wanted a pet. So I had another child.
Ms. Silverio: Then SHE wanted a pet. So I had another child.
Ms. Silverio: When that third child wanted a pet, I was tired of giving birth already so I told him to go to my oldest daughter and ask her for a pet.
Ms. Silverio: Ah... I love my children.
Ms. Silverio: [mutters] Sometimes. -
#1365 Up↑ /70 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-05 23:01 EDT
Sra. Silverio: You guys, that website has it wrong. It wasn't a toaster that he gave me. It was a microwave.
Sra. Silverio: I came home and there was a box. I said it was a microwave. He said, no it's not...just open it. I said that I knew it was a microwave and left the room. He unwrapped it and set it up and everything. But it was a MICROWAVE.
Sra. Silverio: So I broke up with him. And you know what? When I left the house, I left that microwave there too. -
#1043 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-16 02:50 EST
Sra. Silverio: My husband brought home this box for my birthday. I looked at it, it was all rectangular and stuff, with this pretty little bow, and I thought, that better not be a toaster.
Sra. Silverio: So I asked him, is that a toaster?
Sra. Silverio: It was a toaster.
Sra. Silverio: I said, "You gave me a toaster for my birthday? What you want me to cook you some toast or something?"
Sra. Silverio: Then I broke up with him.
Sra. Silverio: Never give a girl a toaster!
