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Student: Mr. Boericke, is it true that you killed an alligator before?
Mr. Boericke: Well. Technically, I didn't KILL it, but I still feel really really bad about it.
Mr. Boericke: When I was in the army, our team was put up on top of this hill during training and there was nothing but marsh all around us. We had this mortar with us and one of us spotted an alligator like 5 miles away, so we did all the calculations, someone else put the shell in and we hit it spot on.
Mr. Boericke: I still feel really bad about it and to this day, I regret doing that.
Student: Wait, but it wasn't YOU who killed it.
Mr. Boericke: Right, but I still sat around and giggled like an idiot.