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#1576 Up↑ /23 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-19 16:11 EST
// update to quote 1306
// A student has asked about Sharkey
Mr. Boericke: Yeah, I saw that quote. They said something about Sharkey being able to open beer bottles with his toes or something. That's not what it was.
Class: Wait, so what was it?
Mr. Boericke: My mother's first boyfriend was from the Jersey Shore and he was a lifeguard. It was that he could crush cans with his bare feet.
Mr. Boericke: And yeah, one day there was a hurricane and his lifeguard chair was swept out, so he went to save it and he was never heard from again.