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#1444 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-15 14:13 EDT
Male student: Mr. Zamansky, did you close down SVN? I couldn't commit my file.
Mr. Zamansky: All right, by show of hands, how many females students had SVN issues?
*no hands rise*
Mr. Zamansky: Okay, how many male students had SVN issues?
*four hands rise*
Mr. Zamansky: This proves once again that men have commitment problems. -
#271 Up↑ /44 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-12 21:23 EST
// Systems. The class is discussing semaphores
Mr. Zamansky: Does anyone know what a semaphore is in a non-computer science context?
*class stares blankly*
Mr. Zamansky: You know, the flag-signal thingy...
*makes flag-signaling motions*
Tala: Is that for blind people? -
#215 Up↑ /68 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-19 21:55 EST
// Systems: there's a source file open on the projector with integer variables 'i' and 'j'
// Xo is asleep
Mr. Zamansky: Well, the nice thing about having a debugger is that you can set the variables as your program is running.
Mr. Zamansky: So if something weird happened when 'i' was 13, or when 'j' was 50, then we can duplicate the problem with the debugger.
*Xo wakes up*
Xo: Wait, "when I was thirteen?"
*Xo looks at projector screen*
Xo: Damn, I thought you were going to tell us a story about your childhood, Mr. Zamansky.
