// Mrs. Arora turns on the faucet and brown water comes out.
Arora: You know class, I used to be white like you guys... then I drank this water and turned brown.
White boy eating Pocky: Now, the most important rule of Pocky is this: do not let Asian kids know that you have Pocky, because they will rape you for it, and then you will not have any more Pocky.