// Mr. Weil is eating a cookie.
Mr. Weil: So guys, we've been together for over 3 months now I think? Well I've gotten to know you all a lot better and now I think it's time you know something about me.
// dramatic pause
Mr. Weil: I have a cookie.
// Student is meeting with Mr. Grossman, Mr. Weil, and Mr. Henderson in the English office to discuss a problem
Student: I really want to talk to some adults in the school about this.
Teachers (in unison): And we're the best you've got? That's sad!
