Mr. Tillman: ...And that is why you should never trust the History channel.
*Kids outside classroom are making noise and interrupting his lecture*
Mr. Tillman goes outside and screams: DO YOU LOVE THIS WORLD?
Mr. Tillman: Please, I have a limo take me to school every day.
Student: You mean the subway?
Mr Tillman: Hey. If it's long, goes fast, has lots of windows, it's a limo.
