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#1852 Up↑ /41 Down↓ [Report] 20110413 12:32 EDT
// Dr. Chen helps class review for a test
Student: Can you write the formula on the board too? For the test?
Dr. Chen: FORMULA?!
Student: Yeah, this one.
Dr. Chen: SHOULD I WRITE ANSWER ON BOARD TOO?!
// After the warning bell rings
Student: Can you just write the answer on the board and do the next problem?
Dr. Chen: Okay! But not sure if answer is right. Didn't check.
// On a physics problem
Student: This isn't fair, I haven't done physics in like 3 years!
Dr. Chen: WHAT? HAVEN'T DONE PHYSICS IN 3 YEARS?
Student: Yes!
Dr. Chen: YES! I HAVE TO TEST YOU ON THIS THINGS FROM 3 YEARS AGO!
Student: Can you give us the answer?
Dr. Chen: I DIDN'T FIND ANSWER. 
#1757 Up↑ /55 Down↓ [Report] 20110304 12:30 EST
// Dr. Chen hands a test back to a student
Dr. Chen: You did better than Aman!
Student: What did he get?
Dr. Chen: 55! He did nothing!
Student 2: Wait, you do nothing and you can get a 55?
Dr. Chen: He wrote like a book! Look! *flips through test stapled to 5 other pages*
Dr. Chen: But is totally irrelevant to our class!
*Dr. Chen hands test to a student*
Dr. Chen: You see? All this how can I give?! 
#427 Up↑ /135 Down↓ [Report] 20090305 16:43 EST
// Mr. Dibbs is going over last term's final, which was written by Ms. Arora.
Mr. Dibbs: So the answer to number 6 is C.
Student 1: Shouldn't it be D?
Mr. Dibbs: Oh wait, you're right, it's D.
Student 2: Mr. Dibbs, did you pass this final?
Mr. Dibbs: Yeah, I got a 76.