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#1023 Up↑ /167 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-07 01:54 EST
Mr. Teitel: Okay, so the incoming freshmen of next year are coming for open house on Wednesday. As the freshmen of this year, do you think that there was anything important that I left out during YOUR open house?
Student: NO HOT GIRLS!!!
Mr. Teitel: ... I'll dismiss every boy except for him later and I'll just walk out. Girls, you can do whatever you want.
*assembly continues*
Male Student: NO HOT GUYS!!!!
Mr. Teitel: ... I have nothing to say to that. -
#531 Up↑ /31 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-06 18:31 EDT
History Teacher: Well, if Teitel shaved, there would be a void where his beard was... actually, it would basically be a set of anti-matter nodes and the entire universe would be sucked right where his beard used to be...
Student: Ewww.. that's exactly where I don't want to be!
History Teacher: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. -
#522 Up↑ /91 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-03 17:21 EDT
// At summer school
Mr. Lostal (indicating student): Ladies and gentlemen, this is your king. The King of Failures!
// Later that day
Mr. Lostal (seeing same student talking to Mr. Teitel): Mr. Teitel! I had no idea you were... in league with the King of Failures!
