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#1578 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-19 16:22 EST
// Mr. Boericke goes on a tangent instead of telling us about Social Security.
Mr. Boericke: And notice the huge difference in the money you get if you retire at 62 and if you retire at 70. They try to get you to work til 70 and they're DESPERATELY hoping you die before then.
Mr. Boericke: But I'll probably make it. Nobody in my family gets dementia or Alzheimer's...although my grandfather did get a little senile...
Mr. Boericke: He lived in this nice old folk's home and it had this big window overlooking a pond with ducks in it.
Mr. Boericke: He would say that the ducks were watching him and reporting him whenever he did something bad. -
#1577 Up↑ /58 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-19 16:14 EST
Mr. Boericke: Why am I so much farther ahead in this class than the other?
Class: You haven't gone on a tangent yet.
Mr. Boericke: *pauses* Oh, that's right. I did go on a tangent in the other class.
*silence*
Class: That's your cue to go on a tangent.
*Boericke proceeds to tell the class why Bloomberg could be the next president*
