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#1365 Up↑ /70 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-05 23:01 EDT
Sra. Silverio: You guys, that website has it wrong. It wasn't a toaster that he gave me. It was a microwave.
Sra. Silverio: I came home and there was a box. I said it was a microwave. He said, no it's not...just open it. I said that I knew it was a microwave and left the room. He unwrapped it and set it up and everything. But it was a MICROWAVE.
Sra. Silverio: So I broke up with him. And you know what? When I left the house, I left that microwave there too. -
#1175 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-30 10:13 EDT
Mr. Orlando: Okay, let's talk about rust.
Student: How about the Statue of Liberty.
Mr. Orlando: How about it... The Statue of Liberty arrives in America crimson-colored. She gets wet...
*whole class bursts out laughing*
Mr. Orlando: I did not mean it that way, I did not mean to offend anybody.
Student: This is going on Stuybash!
