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#1404 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-09 00:55 EDT
Dr. Pathak: So I need all of your email addresses, but whenever I put them on paper, it doesn't turn out so well, so I want you guys to put them on this...
*pulls out his iPad*
Dr. Pathak: Pass this around, and if you don't know how to use it...ask the kid next to you. -
#640 Up↑ /72 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-26 22:17 EDT
Mr. Boericke: And then I mimed the deodorant, and they took me to the brushes.
Student: There is no deodorant in China!
Mr. Boericke: Exactly! There is a manufactured demand for deodorant here that does not exist in China!
Student: Wait, really? I didn’t think it was really true, I was just being racist. -
#631 Up↑ /67 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-16 16:25 EDT
// Regents proctor sees a student come into her testing room
Regents Proctor: Hey, aren't you that kid who was smokin' yesterday? Oh, yeah, that's right, you're the one that flipped me the bird! Now I have yo' name and yo' ID numba and I can call up yo' parents...
Regents Proctor: Today is just my lucky day! -
#564 Up↑ /46 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-19 22:21 EDT
// The day of second marking period report cards
// Student 1 comes to the gym locker rooms crying
Student 2: Don't worry, they don't count.
Student 1: What?
Student 2: It's only second marking period.
Student 1: Oh, thanks, but it actually has nothing to do with that.
Student 2: IT DOESN'T?!
Student 1: No, it actually is completely unrelated.
Student 2: Oh, now I get it! In that case, it's okay, all guys are jerks! -
#517 Up↑ /169 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-30 15:49 EDT
// Mr. Dibbs brings in a lime and an orange for an experiment, and proceeds to impersonate their voices
Lime: You look different from me!
Orange: It's okay, let's be friends!
// Class laughs
Mr. Dibbs: At my old school it would've gone more like this–
Lime: You look different from me!
// Gunshot sound, Mr. Dibbs drops lime violently on desk
