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#2018 Up↑ +16/22 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-04 19:28 EDT

// Mr. Stern just finished speaking

Mr. Stern: Now, let's continue with the topic at hand.
*Student raises hand*
Mr. Stern: Yes?
Student: This question might sound irrelevant
Mr. Stern: Ok, what is it?
Student: What kind of sports do you watch?

Tags: math stern
#1344 Up↑ +39/47 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-27 01:00 EDT

Dr. Stern: Does anyone know what a draft dodger is?
Dr. Stern: Not me, by the way. I AVOIDED the draft; there's a difference.

Tags: ap.us.history draft stern
#1147 Up↑ +79/85 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-17 12:16 EDT

Dr. Stern: Mr. Sandler does all the AP prep after school, because for some reason he likes to stay after school. I don't.
Dr. Stern: Except sometimes I have to show up anyway cause he has to practice with the handball team during playoff season.
Dr. Stern: ... I hope the handball team doesn't make the playoffs.

Tags: ap.prep handball sandler stern
#1065 Up↑ +40/44 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-10 22:48 EST

Dr. Stern: Have you guys gotten the census yet? By law you're supposed to send it back but some people just trash it. They just claim they never got it.
Dr. Stern: Just like what I do with my jury notice.

Tags: ap.us.history census jury stern
#826 Up↑ +17/35 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-15 18:04 EST

Mr. Stern: You know one time, I met a woman at a bar with the last name Fubini, and she was actually descended from Guido Fubini, the mathematician of Fubini's Theorem.
Mr. Stern: For future reference, don't ever use mathematics in a punchline.

Tags: multivariate.calculus stern
#554 Up↑ +69/75 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-14 19:46 EDT

Dr. Stern: We're going to get to the Sixties soon, my favorite decade. You see, I participated in everything that happened in the Sixties.

Tags: sixties stern
#452 Up↑ +70/82 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-17 22:40 EDT

// A large map of Asia is hanging on the wall
Dr. Stern: So, U.S. relations with Japan didn't change much after their start.
// The thumbtacks spontaneously pop out of the wall and the whole map clatters loudly to the floor, revealing a map of South America underneath.
Dr. Stern: Now, moving on to U.S. interests in South America...

Tags: history maps stern
#263 Up↑ +65/75 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-09 22:45 EST

Student: Mr. Stern, if we're learning stuff that's not what everyone else is learning, what's going to happen on the final?
Mr. Stern: I don't really know.

Tags: math stern
#88 Up↑ +52/70 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-26 23:05 EDT

// Discussing triangle congruence theorems
Student: Mr. Stern, what about ASS?
Mr. Stern: Well, why don't you take a look in the mirror?

Notes: ASS is angle side side, an invalid triangle congruence theorem

Tags: geometry math stern

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#2018 Up↑ +16/22 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-04 19:28 EDT

#1344 Up↑ +39/47 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-27 01:00 EDT

#1147 Up↑ +79/85 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-17 12:16 EDT

#1065 Up↑ +40/44 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-10 22:48 EST

#826 Up↑ +17/35 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-15 18:04 EST

#554 Up↑ +69/75 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-14 19:46 EDT

#452 Up↑ +70/82 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-17 22:40 EDT

#263 Up↑ +65/75 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-09 22:45 EST

#88 Up↑ +52/70 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-26 23:05 EDT