// 2nd semester junior homeroom with nothing to be handed out
Teacher: *calls Student 1 and hands her a paper*
Student 2: What is that?
Student 1: I just got a paper back from Ms. Shuman.
Student 1: *pause* I had her first term sophomore year.
Ms. Shuman: Careful trying to reach that TV up there.
Student: It's OK, I can reach it.
Ms. Shuman: I just don't want it to fall on your head.
*Pause*
Ms. Shuman: Then again, if it does... one less paper to grade.
// Ms. Shuman is taking attendance
Ms. Shuman: Tina. Tina?
*Ms. Shuman looks around and sighs*
Ms. Shuman: You know, I saw her like 10 minutes ago in McDonald's.
Ms. Shuman: I was a much better cutter than you guys when I was in high school.
Ms. Shuman: There are men in other countries that throw acid in their wives' faces!
Student: Wait. I don't get it. Why would they do that?
Student: I mean. Don't they have to see them like...every day?!
