Student: You know the Free Hugs people?
Ms. Schimmel: It should be illegal.
Student: You shouldn't be allowed to charge for a hug.
Ms. Schimmel: Now that's called prostitution.
// looking at a sketch of the graph of r=sec(3*theta)
Ms. Schimmel: What IS that?! It looks like something I would be doodling when I'm not paying attention to my regular precal class!
// A student does a homework question incorrectly on the board.
Ms. Schimmel: You're so close, you're so close. Let's erase everything you did wrong.
*proceeds to erase everything but the question*
// Calc BC
Ms. Schimmel: You have to understand this stuff, or you'll be driving around lost...
*Freshman wanders into room*
*Freshman wanders out of room*
Ms. Schimmel: Like that poor kid...