Teacher: The regents were made for retards.
Ms.Silverio: The Spanish Regents are so easy that if you study for them, you should go kill yourself.
Student: Dr. Majewski? If I get above a 90 on the regents, will you make it my grade? Dr. Majewski: If you get above a 90 on the regents, I will celebrate. I will get drunk. I will buy a big bottle of vodka... Student: Can I have some?
Teacher: My supervisor said I can't have a test on Monday, so I will be calling it "regents review."
Mr. Garfinkel: The AP is just the Regents on steroids.
