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#1188 Up↑ /32 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 21:43 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff explains cloning with the example of sheep
Dr. Pilloff: So you get a white sheep's diploid cell... *draws a "sheep" on the board*
Student: *mutters* OH, it can't be a BLACK sheep, it has to be WHITE.
Dr. Pilloff: And then you take out the white sheep DNA...
Dr. Pilloff: And you have a black sheep and take the egg cell from the black sheep...*draws another "sheep" on the board*
Dr. Pilloff: And then you throw out the black DNA... -
#640 Up↑ /72 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-26 22:17 EDT
Mr. Boericke: And then I mimed the deodorant, and they took me to the brushes.
Student: There is no deodorant in China!
Mr. Boericke: Exactly! There is a manufactured demand for deodorant here that does not exist in China!
Student: Wait, really? I didn’t think it was really true, I was just being racist. -
#517 Up↑ /169 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-30 15:49 EDT
// Mr. Dibbs brings in a lime and an orange for an experiment, and proceeds to impersonate their voices
Lime: You look different from me!
Orange: It's okay, let's be friends!
// Class laughs
Mr. Dibbs: At my old school it would've gone more like this–
Lime: You look different from me!
// Gunshot sound, Mr. Dibbs drops lime violently on desk
