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#2012 Up↑ +28/32 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-26 21:55 EDT

// Talking about test scores
Mr. Rubinstein: Most teachers think that if most of their students score in the 90s, the test was too easy.
Mr. Rubinstein: When that happens, I like to think of myself as a great teacher.

Tags: precalculus rubinstein
#1868 Up↑ +57/75 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-30 10:12 EDT

// Dr. Chen gives test back to student
Dr. Chen: You fail.

Tags: chen precalculus
#1593 Up↑ +65/69 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-05 18:22 EST

// After solving a long and tedious problem
Mr. Ku: But now we have TWO ways to solve this problem!
*observes sleeping class*
Mr. Ku: ...nobody jumping for joy.

Tags: ku precalculus
#1586 Up↑ +31/37 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-21 20:32 EST

Mr. Ku: The asymptote cannot be imaginary! It is bad enough being an asymptote.

Tags: ku math precalculus
#1516 Up↑ +47/53 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-16 21:30 EST

// The warning has rung and the class isn't done with a certain problem
Mr. Ku: You gotta be fast, like wild turkeys.

Notes: It was nearing Thanksgiving, I guess he was hungry.
[mod note] Max. ground speed: 25 mph, max. flight speed: 55 mph

Tags: food ku precalculus
#1477 Up↑ +164/178 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-28 16:53 EDT

// Mr. Ku is teaching a lesson; a student is whistling.
Mr. Ku: *stops lecturing* What's that blowing noise? Wind?
*looks around, alarmed*
Mr. Ku: Is there hole in my classroom?

Tags: ku precalculus
#1380 Up↑ +170/180 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-10 21:27 EDT

Mrs. Vollaro: Wow, this is the second homework you're missing. You're off to a great start.
Student: Thanks.
Mrs. Vollaro: Sarcasm isn't allowed in this classroom.
Student: Right.

Tags: math precalculus sarcasm vollaro
#1249 Up↑ +127/141 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 17:34 EDT

Dr. Chen: Sometimes on test, student write zero times one is one. Is very strange.

Tags: chen precalculus
#1205 Up↑ +185/195 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-02 17:01 EDT

// Students have found out Dr. Chen can speak German
Student 1: Dr. Chen, can you speak German for us?
Dr. Chen: WHY? THIS IS MATHEMATICS CLASS!
Student 2: Why do you know German?
Dr. Chen: I STAY THERE SO MANY YEARS!
Student 3: You stayed in Germany? That's so cool!
Dr. Chen: WHY IS COOL?! WHAT SO COOL GERMANY?!
Student 4: What were you doing in Germany?
Dr. Chen: I DO RESEARCH!
Student 4: What kind of research?
Dr. Chen: I CANNOT TALK. IS LONG STORY.

Tags: chen germany precalculus
#1166 Up↑ +36/40 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-26 18:52 EDT

// While plugging numbers into an equation
Dr. Chen: B plus D zero, so GET OUT.
Kid doing problem next to him: W-what? Are you talking to me...?

Tags: chen precalculus
#1123 Up↑ +76/82 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-09 23:22 EDT

// Dr. Chen explains Calculus to his Precalculus class
Dr. Chen: CALCULUS IS THIS!
Dr. Chen: ZERO TIMES INFINITY. ZERO DIVIDED BY ZERO. INFINITY OVER INFINITY.
Dr. Chen: YOU GET NOW?!

Tags: calculus chen infinity precalculus zero
#1074 Up↑ +65/71 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-12 19:25 EST

// A student forgot how to do binomial expansion
Dr. Chen: This is learning process. You learn some, then you forget some. BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN MORE AND FORGET LESS.

Tags: chen precalculus
#1073 Up↑ +92/104 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-12 19:23 EST

Dr. Chen: WITH ASSOCIATIVE PROPERTY, CAN GROPE IT ANY WAY YOU LIKE! CAN EVEN GROPE IN MIDDLE FIRST!

Tags: chen precalculus
#1057 Up↑ +85/91 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-28 13:30 EST

// Dr. Chen asks the class about the parabola as the focus and directrix becomes infinitely apart
Dr. Chen: Becomes what?!
Class: line.
Dr. Chen: Becomes airprane!
Class: what??
Dr. Chen: AIRPRANE!
*class is silent*
Student: OH. A PLANE.

Tags: chen precalculus
#1056 Up↑ +71/75 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-28 13:26 EST

// Dr. Chen explains why we need to ask him to use the bathroom before leaving the room
Dr. Chen: Everyone leave the room, I should know where!
Dr. Chen: If policeman come to me, somebody keeled outside, I have to know! IS IMPORTANT!

Tags: bathroom chen police policeman precalculus

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#1868 Up↑ +57/75 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-30 10:12 EDT

#1593 Up↑ +65/69 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-05 18:22 EST

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#1380 Up↑ +170/180 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-10 21:27 EDT

#1249 Up↑ +127/141 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 17:34 EDT

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#1166 Up↑ +36/40 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-26 18:52 EDT

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