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#1305 Up↑ /72 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-16 12:07 EDT
// Talking about corruption in Nigeria
Mr. Polazzo: 306 billion dollars were siphoned off. That's a lot of money.
Mr. Polazzo: Imagine what 310 billion dollars looks like...then subtract 4 billion. That's what 306 billion looks like.
Mr. Polazzo: I suppose that isn't too clear...Imagine Mike Bloomberg...
*pause*
Mr. Polazzo: HA! You thought I was going to say Mike Bloomberg's money.
Mr. Polazzo: Now multiply that Mike Bloomberg by 306 billion. -
#1227 Up↑ /44 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-07 21:17 EDT
// Discussing the British elections
Student: If there is a re-election, would the Labour Party pick someone other than Gordan Brown?
Mr. Polazzo: Yes, the aptly named Ed Balls.
*Class erupts in laughter and starts making jokes, including "Old Man Balls," "Private Balls," and "Major Balls"*
Mr. Polazzo: There is an alternative, and his name is David Testicles.
