Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Power Equals I Squared R
What A Bright Star I See
It Also Equals I Times V
Or, If Properly Converted
R Over V Squared, Inverted
Mr. Gern: I had a friend in college who spent his entire life marking scansion for 18th century poetry.
Student: Um, was he happy?
Mr. Gern: Actually, he was an alcoholic.
