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#1945 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-03 20:26 EDT
Mr. Park: As you advance into more difficult math, you will learn to love and cherish your calculator like your own child.
*Student drops calculator*
*Mr. Park gasps*
Mr. Park: I hate to see you kids being such bad parents. Everytime I see someone drop a TI-84, a little piece of me dies inside. -
#1902 Up↑ /116 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-09 18:22 EDT
// The Friday before Mother's Day
Mr. Park: Okay everyone. Your homework is just to wish your mothers a "Happy Mother's Day."
*speaking to a group of students sitting near him in the front*
Mr. Park: You know, when I used to teach in the ghettos of Brooklyn, I didn't bother giving the students this assignment. I told them "Happy Mother's Day" directly.
