// The class is discussing the differences between Hobbes, Locke, and Rousseau.
Ms. Olivi: Which of you guys prefer Locke?
*two people raise their hands*
Ms. Olivi: Rousseau?
*everyone else raises their hands*
Ms. Olivi: You guys are all commies.
// Discussing what students think about their teachers.
Ms. Olivi: Come on, disliking your high school teachers is like a national sport.
Student: Who were your teachers in high school?
Ms. Olivi: Some nuns.
*pauses*
Ms. Olivi: I hated them.