// Talking about candidate platforms in the recent election
Polazzo: Obama's was "I bring hope and change," Clinton's was "I'm the experienced one," and McCain's was...uhhh...
Polazzo: His was "I'm the grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge."
// Discussing John McCain's performance during one of the presidential debates
Ms. Weissman: He made a lot of jokes that were bad. I felt sorry for him, though. I know how that feels.
