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#96 Up↑ /55 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-27 17:56 EDT
Lonardo: *points to Asian girl at table 4*
Heema: I'm not going to tell you her name, Mr. Lonardo. You'll have to guess.
Lonardo: I can't remember...Ms. Lam!
Heema: You remember her last name, but not her first one?
Lonardo: Which sounds better: Ms. Lam, or "Girl #2 at the table"?
Heema: I'll give you a hint: It's really common...
Random boy: It's Vanessa!
Lonardo: What's it start with?
Heema: V!
Lonardo: Victoria!
Heema: He JUST said it!
Lonardo: Oh..I thought he was sneezing. -
#18 Up↑ /133 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-22 20:23 EDT
*phone rings*
Mr. Lonardo: Leave me alone!
*answers phone*
Mr. Lonardo: Hello? What do you mean "we?" You and I? You and you?
Mr. Lonardo: No, WE don't have tape. I have tape!
Mr. Lonardo: I don't know where your tape is. I know where MINE is.
Mr. Lonardo: Of course I know where it is! It's my tape!