// Chronically late student enters classroom to find Ms. Breslin absent for the second consecutive day
Student (raising arms): Ahhhhhhhhhh! Touchdown!
*student slams late pass down on desk in front of sub*
Student (calmly, to sub): Good morning.
// A student arrives late for Mr. Majewski's class
Mr. Majewski: You were late yesterday and today both! Why are you always late?
Mr. Majewski: You will be late to your wedding! You will even be late to your funeral!
