// A student's laptop makes a noise in class and he quickly turns off the sound Mr. Weil: Dude, if you're on Youtube you are totally dead.
Dr. Chen: You no have work? Student (with laptop): No, I didn't do it. Dr. Chen: Your computer no work? Student: No, the computer worked, I didn't.
Mr. Schepard: When that many people are crowded around a laptop, you must be watching porn. *class laughs* Student: It's a webcam. Mr. Schepard: *Blinks twice* No comment.